Thursday, November 20, 2014

Honeybees in Paris: “How Ya Gonna Keep ‘Em Down on the Farm?”



20 November 2014

 
            After World War I, American soldiers, mostly farm boys before the war, came home from Europe.  After such a long stay in metropolitan France, someone had to ask the question.  And those someone’s were songwriters Donaldson, Young and Lewis with their song . . . “How Ya Gonna Keep ‘Em Down on the Farm?”
            The words, in part, go like this:

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm
After they've seen Paree'
                                                 

            What does this have to do with honeybees?  Well, . . . same problem, different century. 

            Lately, honeybees have become fashionable guests in the highest circles of high society.  Residing at some of the most exclusive hotels in the world, these working residents produce honey for those same hotels’ finest cuisine.  These guest/resident bees are, also, quite an attraction with guests being allowed limited visits as these bees work and relax in their exclusive accommodations on the highest balconies and rooftops. 

            After a few months enjoying the best views of any of these hotels’ accommodations, well, it’s got to turn the head of even the most “down-to-earth” worker bee.  Bees are residing at the Waldorf in New York.  But imagine the effect of the view from a Paris hotel rooftop. 


            And a honeybee guest in a Paris hotel would certainly not find themselves alone in the city.  Not only are many, many honeybees also guests in the city’s other hotels, but beekeeping is “all the rage” in Paris this season.  

            Ah, but one might ask – how will these nature-loving, wild insects adapt to the hustle and bustle of city life?  One imagines their beekeeper moving them to the rooftop of a Paris hotel and secretly wondering how his country-bees will fare in the sophisticated and cosmopolitan city.  Do these simple farm-bees really have a chance to thrive and produce the honey they love amid the splendor, but also the decadence, of the any of the largest and oldest cities on earth? 

            They sure do!

            To the surprise of almost everyone, not only have the honeybees in Paris thrived but, in terms of honey, they’re out-producing their country cousins with ease.  If you want productive beekeeping in France, you really must bring your bees to Paris and forget the countryside.

            But the “city”!  Aren’t cities unnatural environments?  Wouldn’t the bees prefer the natural countryside to the sophistication of city life?

            Apparently, not.

            In fact, the best guess is that being “down on the farm” isn’t what it once was.  Why?  Because the farm isn’t what it once was. 

            Modern farming is, in fact, less bee-friendly than it used to be.  With fertilizers, herbicides and fungicides, farms don’t need to leave some of the land fallow (unplanted) anymore.  All the land is planted and, after the harvest, nothing – yes, nothing – is left.  In those fallow fields, wild grasses with wild flowers used to grow.  And the blossoms provided the bees with a source of nectar and pollen. 

             But, no more.

            And modern farms are not only free from the threat of soil depletion and crop disease; they are also free from the threat of insect pests thanks to extremely effective pesticides.  These potent chemicals can, and are, carefully applied to protect bee populations, but any toxin in the environment can still be a hazard for the increasingly marginalized country-bee.

            After that stroll through the battleground of the, once idyllic, countryside, you can guess how you would feel if you were a bee arriving in Paris.  Particularly, if you were one of those privileged bees who was about to make your home on an exclusive hotel rooftop.  Not only will you receive regular, concerned visits from the hotel chefs, but you are a celebrity to the most exclusive of guests who, from time to time, crowd in just to catch a glimpse of you.         

            And if correspondents from the BBC drop by the hotel, they might not be looking for that ambassador, tycoon, or socialite.  They may be checking to see how you are enjoying your stay in Paris.

 
M Grossmann of Hazelwood, Missouri
& Belleville, Illinois

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